The Making of a Boy

>> Tuesday, November 13, 2012

'S' walks over to me and says, "Mom, we're making a boy, but we can't get his butt on."
'What?!?'
I look over and she hands me a Mr. Potato Head.

I guess that could be one dilemma when making a POTATO boy.

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Don't Ask E what's for dinner!

>> Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Tonight 'E' Is helping me make dinner.
Except when one of her sister's asked, "What's for dinner?"
'E's response: Chicken patios!

:)

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>> Tuesday, October 30, 2012

'M' has a response for EVERYTHING right now.
Just the other day she asked to jump on our bed. Of course we told her no. Our bed could break and then were would Daddy and Mommy sleep?  Her response:
"Well, you could sleep in the Living Room."


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Potty Training!

>> Friday, October 26, 2012

So 'M' potty training is like this. She can stay dry and even tell me on Fridays. Only on Fridays. Hmm. Wonder why? So today I asked her, "Why do you stay dry on fridays but not on the other days?" 
'M' response: "Too bad for you." 
(other 3 kids were trained in 4 weeks, guess I needed one difficult one)

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Runny noses

>> Thursday, September 20, 2012

'M' came to mommy this morning and with her nose running and exclaims,
"Mom! My nose is dropping! My nose is dropping!"


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A Kind of Who's on First.

>> Monday, July 9, 2012


On a walk with S (4 yrs old) and our neighbor whose first name is Guy stopped to talk to us. After he left, this conversation ensued:
S: "Who was that?"
Me: "You know who that was, that's our neighbor Guy."
S: "No, what's his name?"
Me: "Guy."
S: "No, what is the man's name?"
Me: "I told you, his name is 'Guy'"

Our version of Who's On First.

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>> Friday, June 1, 2012

While watching Price is Right, one of the prizes was a trip to Utah
Me: 'M' say Utah
M: No, you talk
Me: No, U_T_A_H
M: No, no U talk, you talk.

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ParentFAIL Birthday Photo Edition

>> Thursday, April 26, 2012

For her birthday she got games:


Unwrapping the box:

Super-excited:

Reading the fine print:

Most parents buy the toy and forget to buy the batteries. We bought the battery and didn't get the toy. parentFAIL

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Winnie the Poop

>> Thursday, April 19, 2012


Our youngest daughter was watching Winnie the Pooh yesterday and in the car and before bed was singing his intro song with her own creative revision:


M singing intro: "♫♫♫Winnie the Poop.♫♫♫ Winnie the Poop♫♫♫"
My wife AJ: "No. It's Winnie the Pooh"
Morgan: "Poop?"
AJ: "Pooh"
Morgan: "Poop!"
AJ: "Pooh!"
Morgan:"Oh!!!! ...[*pause*].................. poop"

/facepalm

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Stroking Dad's Ego

>> Saturday, April 7, 2012

S: "Mom, you didn't pack for Daddy."
My wife: "No, I didn't pack for Daddy. He's a grown up."
L: "He's a man"
S: "no, he's a ROCK STAR!"

dadWIN

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