Adam & Eve's First Sin

Tonight we were reviewing the Catechism question:
Me: "Q.15: By what sin did our first parents fall from their original condition? in other words, how did they first sin?"
E (who is 5): "Um... they had kids..."

The fall: after kids it's all downhill.

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Who's a Mess?

Pointing at M, AJ says to me: "You can clean up that mess."
Me to M, with a big grin: "Who's a mess?"

M, who at 18 months doesn't say much, looks at me, points with her fork and says, "You"

dadFAIL

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Instruments used for heart attacks

On the way home from church our 5 year old 'E' asked.

"So how did you know that your dad died of a heart attack?"

Me: They use certain instruments to look at his heart.

'E': Instruments like a flute and drums?

ME: No. Not like that. Medical instruments honey. Special tools doctors use.

'E' oh.

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