For her birthday she got games:
S: "Mom, you didn't pack for Daddy."
My wife: "No, I didn't pack for Daddy. He's a grown up."
L: "He's a man"
S: "no, he's a ROCK STAR!"
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E: "It's all about kids"
Me: "No it's not all about you. Sometimes it's about Mommy's and Daddy's."
AJ: "There would be no kids if there weren't for Mommy and Daddy.:
Me: "Yeah, where do you think kids come from?"
E: "From a Zombie."...
dadFAIL
Tonight during dinner 'L' (8) shares what she wants to be when she grows up then our 4 year old "S" raises her hands and yells out, "I WANT TO BE A HUMAN!"
L: "You gotta organize your library here dad--especially this shelf where its piled and stacked."
Me: "This coming from the girl whose room is a mess."
L: "Don't you yell at me when my room is a mess? Shouldn't I yell at you when your room is a mess?"
dadFAIL
When you're kids know you too well.... they know how to get away with stuff. Here's a conversation I had with my second oldest after they had built a tent on their bed.
Me: "hey, no playing in a tent, clean this up."
E: "we're not playing in a tent, we're playing Star Trek."
Me: "Do you think just because it's Star Trek, I'll let you play?"
E: "Yeah."
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I'm a huge Star Trek fan and my kids know it.
S has a habit of not eating her food. All the kids have a habit of not using utensils like they are supposed to. I was attempting to address the former problem at lunch today.
Me commenting on her full plate of food: "S you've hardly touched your food."
S: "I know, I used my fork."
dadFAIL
So my wife and I are in a silly mood, which involves some teasing. She didn't get much sleep, so that means she laughs at everything and is jovial until she crashes later in the day.
She teased me and I got a good nature ribbing back.
After one zinger, she playfully whacked me with a rolled up magazine.
S happened to see it: "Hey, Mom! Don't hit Dad."
AJ: "Daddy was mean to Mommy."
S: "Oh. Ok then"
dadFAIL
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