Holy Ghost

Nap time conversation with 3 year old about ghosts.

S: so the ghost got me my bed.

Me: A ghost?

S: yeah, he carried it on his back.

Me: who put the bed together?

S: the ghost

Me: There are no ghosts besides the holy ghost

S: a HOLY ghost?!

Me: yeah, the one that comes to live inside you when you accept Jesus as your Lord

S: so I have to eat him?

(Hahahahaha!)

Me: no.