Should have had boys

So at dinner I burped at the table.

All the girls: "EEEEWWWWWW"

Me: "Ok that's enough, I covered my mouth with the napkin"

S pointing: "that was you" [sometimes my strategy is to pass blame]

Me to wife: "I can't burp and I can't fart. I can't even be a man in my own home. I need my manhood."

E: "then you should have had boys"

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