ParentFAIL Birthday Photo Edition

For her birthday she got games:

Unwrapping the box:

Super-excited:

Reading the fine print:

Most parents buy the toy and forget to buy the batteries. We bought the battery and didn't get the toy. parentFAIL

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Winnie the Poop

Our youngest daughter was watching Winnie the Pooh yesterday and in the car and before bed was singing his intro song with her own creative revision:

M singing intro: "♫♫♫Winnie the Poop.♫♫♫ Winnie the Poop♫♫♫"
My wife AJ: "No. It's Winnie the Pooh"
Morgan: "Poop?"
AJ: "Pooh"
Morgan: "Poop!"
AJ: "Pooh!"
Morgan:"Oh!!!! ...[*pause*].................. poop"

/facepalm

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Stroking Dad's Ego

S: "Mom, you didn't pack for Daddy."
My wife: "No, I didn't pack for Daddy. He's a grown up."
L: "He's a man"
S: "no, he's a ROCK STAR!"

dadWIN

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Babies come from...

E: "It's all about kids"
Me: "No it's not all about you. Sometimes it's about Mommy's and Daddy's."
AJ: "There would be no kids if there weren't for Mommy and Daddy.:
Me: "Yeah, where do you think kids come from?"
E: "From a Zombie."...

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