'S' walks over to me and says, "Mom, we're making a boy, but we can't get his butt on."
'What?!?'
I look over and she hands me a Mr. Potato Head.
I guess that could be one dilemma when making a POTATO boy.
Tonight 'E' Is helping me make dinner.
Except when one of her sister's asked, "What's for dinner?"
'E's response: Chicken patios!
:)
'M' has a response for EVERYTHING right now.
Just the other day she asked to jump on our bed. Of course we told her no. Our bed could break and then were would Daddy and Mommy sleep? Her response:
"Well, you could sleep in the Living Room."
So 'M' potty training is like this. She can stay dry and even tell me on Fridays. Only on Fridays. Hmm. Wonder why? So today I asked her, "Why do you stay dry on fridays but not on the other days?"
'M' response: "Too bad for you."
(other 3 kids were trained in 4 weeks, guess I needed one difficult one)
'M' came to mommy this morning and with her nose running and exclaims,
"Mom! My nose is dropping! My nose is dropping!"
On a walk with S (4 yrs old) and our neighbor whose first name is Guy stopped to talk to us. After he left, this conversation ensued:
S: "Who was that?"
Me: "You know who that was, that's our neighbor Guy."
S: "No, what's his name?"
Me: "Guy."
S: "No, what is the man's name?"
Me: "I told you, his name is 'Guy'"
Our version of Who's On First.
While watching Price is Right, one of the prizes was a trip to Utah
Me: 'M' say Utah
M: No, you talk
Me: No, U_T_A_H
M: No, no U talk, you talk.
For her birthday she got games:
S: "Mom, you didn't pack for Daddy."
My wife: "No, I didn't pack for Daddy. He's a grown up."
L: "He's a man"
S: "no, he's a ROCK STAR!"
dadWIN
E: "It's all about kids"
Me: "No it's not all about you. Sometimes it's about Mommy's and Daddy's."
AJ: "There would be no kids if there weren't for Mommy and Daddy.:
Me: "Yeah, where do you think kids come from?"
E: "From a Zombie."...
dadFAIL
Tonight during dinner 'L' (8) shares what she wants to be when she grows up then our 4 year old "S" raises her hands and yells out, "I WANT TO BE A HUMAN!"
L: "You gotta organize your library here dad--especially this shelf where its piled and stacked."
Me: "This coming from the girl whose room is a mess."
L: "Don't you yell at me when my room is a mess? Shouldn't I yell at you when your room is a mess?"
dadFAIL
When you're kids know you too well.... they know how to get away with stuff. Here's a conversation I had with my second oldest after they had built a tent on their bed.
Me: "hey, no playing in a tent, clean this up."
E: "we're not playing in a tent, we're playing Star Trek."
Me: "Do you think just because it's Star Trek, I'll let you play?"
E: "Yeah."
dadFAIL
I'm a huge Star Trek fan and my kids know it.
S has a habit of not eating her food. All the kids have a habit of not using utensils like they are supposed to. I was attempting to address the former problem at lunch today.
Me commenting on her full plate of food: "S you've hardly touched your food."
S: "I know, I used my fork."
dadFAIL
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